I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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