I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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