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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!

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(225): View more from Louisiana

He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day

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(631): View more from New York

I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.

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I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.

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(845): View more from New York

For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail

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(316): View more from Kansas

I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.

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That's how you know you deserve to be a senior

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!

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