She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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