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• (210): View more from Texas

  READY

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  for what?

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  TO HAVE SEXXXX

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  i think you have the wrong number

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.

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• (925): View more from California

  his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..

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  Don't judge me.

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