There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
