Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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