And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
love makes seman taste better
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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