So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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