this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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