at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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