Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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she peed on how many people?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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