let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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