is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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