i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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