stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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