he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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