He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
