He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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