dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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