Is it normal to miss your booty call?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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