His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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