Having a random hookup so left but love u
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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