I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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