Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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