Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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