You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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