She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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