How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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