my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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