is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
