Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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