i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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