Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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