Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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