Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
