sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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