your parents love me but you hate me
I'm so fucking centered right now
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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