I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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