I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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