You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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