What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
