Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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