The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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