porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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