idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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