he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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