She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
