She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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