I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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