You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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