You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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