how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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