You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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