your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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