He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Everclear isn't food dammit
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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