Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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